Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born...

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"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
-Ray Romano

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A hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank-account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the make of car I drove. But the world may...

parenting
"A hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank-account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the make of car I drove. But the world may be different, because I was important in the life of a child."
-Author Unknown

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